Overslept? Yesterday (and the day before that, and also today)
Can’t think of anything to say when asked the question ‘why are you late’? Oh yeah, every time!
Do you want to make your parents, teachers, and friends laugh instead of getting angry at you? Well, that would be perfect.
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!
In this book, you’ll discover 49 excuses for being really late that are so outrageous and funny that no one will be able to stay mad at you. Each wacky excuse comes with a cartoon illustration that will make you laugh even more.
You’ll learn how to use excuses like:
The Good Morning Excuse - I stopped and said good morning to everything, even that lamppost, and that one, and all of them
The Thinking Excuse - I know I was late, but I promise I was thinking of school/work the whole time!
The Little Miss Late Excuse - I got this ‘Little Miss Late’ costume for a friends party and I have to get into character
The Snooze Button Excuse - my alarm clock is so annoying, I had to teach it a valuable lesson about manners
The Short-Cut Excuse - the shortcut through wet cement turned out to be a very bad idea
And many more!
This book is the seventh in the Excuse Encyclopedia Series, a collection of books that will teach you how to have fun and avoid chores with hilarious excuses. It’s perfect for kids aged 6 to 9 who enjoy reading ebooks and have a silly sense of humour. It’s also a great gift for parents, teachers, friends and colleagues who have really poor timekeeping, but can also have a l... See more
Overslept? Yesterday (and the day before that, and also today)
Can’t think of anything to say when asked the question ‘why are you late’? Oh yeah, every time!
Do you want to make your parents, teachers, and friends laugh instead of getting angry at you? Well, that would be perfect.
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!
In this book, you’ll discover 49 excuses for being really late that are so outrageous and funny that no one will be able to stay mad at you. Each wacky excuse comes with a cartoon illustration that will make you laugh even more.
You’ll learn how to use excuses like:
The Good Morning Excuse - I stopped and said good morning to everything, even that lamppost, and that one, and all of them
The Thinking Excuse - I know I was late, but I promise I was thinking of school/work the whole time!
The Little Miss Late Excuse - I got this ‘Little Miss Late’ costume for a friends party and I have to get into character
The Snooze Button Excuse - my alarm clock is so annoying, I had to teach it a valuable lesson about manners
The Short-Cut Excuse - the shortcut through wet cement turned out to be a very bad idea
And many more!
This book is the seventh in the Excuse Encyclopedia Series, a collection of books that will teach you how to have fun and avoid chores with hilarious excuses. It’s perfect for kids aged 6 to 9 who enjoy reading ebooks and have a silly sense of humour. It’s also a great gift for parents, teachers, friends and colleagues who have really poor timekeeping, but can also have a laugh at themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Download your copy of 49 Excuses for Being Really Late today and start having fun and being really late with outrageous excuses!
